errr right whatever you say

Good evening,
how many times I have to wait for receive the pocket?
Thanks for your kind collaboration.
Best regards

How I love my job!!!!!!!!!!

I ordered item # HOFF001CD-Juliette and the Licks,
Like A Bolt of Lightning cd **With Free Tour Poster**,
but I did NOT receive the tour poster!!??
Can you please send me the tour poster. (And you
better not be out of stock.)

Or else what you fat fuck - you gonna come all the way from New Jearsey with your fucking stained t-shirt stretched over you bulging fan boy gut - 'you better not be out of stock' - its a fucking poster you fucking idiot!!!!!!!

Hooiisted

Hi Charles,
Thank you so much for your friendly service, I may come back for an other order later.
Thank you again for a very nice treatment.
Susanne

I just wanted to let you know that I AM EXTREMELY PLEASED doign business with you.

Lightning FAST shipment of a CD Compilation I have been searching for years to find. BIG PROPS to you.

I could not even find this StateSide w/o pulling some serious teeth. Amazon was going to put this on a 2 month backorder as their distributor was unable to fulfill my order. Needless to say, Amazon's order WAS CANCELED...

You'll make the Winter in Minneapolis, MN a LOT WARMER, now that I have my hands on this collection.

Again, A MILLION THANKS!!!

Take care,


and

Various Artists: Dance Hall 69: 40 Reggae Skinhead Rarities

Hello, I'd like to order the above item, but I need to know that this hasn't got much to do with the violent skinhead movements in europe. Can you inform me about this?

The Best Film in the World Ever

I shit you not - having had 3 full days of lying in bed aching like a mo-fo, accidentally overdosing on Lemsip!!! and watching nuff wicked films (Tennenbaums, Eternal Sunshine, Coming to America, Amelie, White Girls and Anchorman) anyway I get to Sunday night and I finally feel better so I'm like 'sweet no drinking for 4 days I feel good lets have an early night' when the fucking club starts up downstairs - I shit you not, after about 45 minutes of bullshit fucking fashion electro and Euro drug music the DJ dropped Higher State of Conciousness into Salt n Pepper 'push it' which I'm sorry but Gill and I were doing when we were like 17. He then went on to play shit euro kack that made all the Shoreditch drug sluts scream like they were re-living their 12 year old going to a Bros concert fantasies - in fact maybe it was a new re-incarnation of the brothers Goss - anyway fuck them. So I ended up watching Wimbledon with Kirsten Dunst and some other dude and the English dude who looks like the dude from American Beauty who used to be in the program with Zoe Wannamaker about the family - anyway the fucking theme to that film is an RJD2 tune!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I couldn't believe it - then it turns out that the film is amazingly cheesy obvious love story butI fucking loved it - I am so gay and I don't even care (I'm sure that anyone that saw me dancing in the lesbian bar in a vest on my birthday could confirm that). Anyway I got to work this morning (fresh as a daisy as I'm not drinking for a while) and had this in the inbox from some forces dudes

Fans overseas serving in Baghdad

Hi..
Just a quick thank you for all stress relief you've given us here in Iraq. We listen to your songs when we get really, really stressed out. The theme song of our office is now High Voltage. Keep up the great work and we'll see you at the Gay Bar!

Naomi

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Fisher Price My First Post

Okay kids - this is my official first post on my new blog and it rules balls. Basically this is my way of keeping you all up to date with stuff like advancements in Customer Service protocol, new cool stuff I find, bands books an ting.

To start things off here are me two favourite e-mails that I have received during my past 5 months of customer service (actually my favourite was from some woman in Fresno who mailed me a bunch of pictures of her and Rob Halford and said that she melted when she heard my voice - but I lost it)

youre a real load of ball lickers! i was willing to purchase one of your
fly-ass tshirts, the one that says "will breakdance for money" MOTHERFUCKER.
but now you seem to have changed the colour; from light blue with white
trim, to dark blue. i am no longer willing to buy this tshirt because the
colour is shit. now the colour is shit so i am no longer willing to buy it,
so thats 14 quid of my hard earned that you aint never gonna see.

i respect you, and aspire to be more like you, however your shirt now
officially sucks therefore i will not buy it. im not a crazed lunatic or
anything, i just think that t-shirt standards need to be raised.

much love,
a disgruntled ex-prospective customer
JACK xxx

and..

Hi Charles,
Thank you so much! You are bar none the best customer experience I've had with an online retailer, much less one outside the US.

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